Follow up to previous post. Note: this list is not comprehensive as I only have a few minutes.
1. Shellie is not a morning person. Or so I hear. She does, however get an amazing amount accomplished between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am.
2. Shellie is really mean to her kids. She does not let them eat sugar cereal in the morning. She instead makes them eat homemade pancakes every day. Every Day.
3. Shellie is really lazy. She does not shampoo, condition, blowdry and style her hair everyday like the rest of my friends do. Oh wait. NONE of us do that!
4. Sometimes Shellie's house is not immaculately clean. Sometimes after she makes dinner to take to someone, her kitchen is a little bit dirty. Oh, and when she's been gone for the weekend. Sorry Nick, but it's true.
5. Shellie is a hoarder. She's got pantries and closets full of food. The Carter's house is the destination should a natural disaster strike anytime soon.
6. She doesn't really care for her children's progress in this world. The fact that her kindergartener can read, her preschooler is imaginative and her toddler is as sweet as can be; the fact that there is gymnastics, swimming and soccer going on at various times, well, none of that is due to their very unattentive mother.
7. Shellie doesn't do it all herself. She has a magic fairy that makes her bed every morning (yes, really), does her girls' hair, carpools and makes really delicious chocolate treats.
8. Shellie is really tight with money. I mean who in their right mind would avoid an unnecessary car payment?
9. Shellie is a terrible procrasinator. When a baby shower is approaching and she doesn't have a gift, she'll have the nerve to create a set of homemade thank-you cards to give instead of a thoughtless store-bought gift. Ugh.
10. There has been the occasion that shellie has not been available to me. Sometimes she's a terrible friend and chooses to spend time with her extended family rather than sit by the phone for whatever I might be needing at the moment.
See, she's not perfect. Are you happy now lady?!
1 comment:
Been out of touch for awhile so I missed this whole feed. Shellie is one of the most awful people I know, just as you described. In my Father's house there are many mansions, I hope mine is next to hers! Great post, love ya' Shellie
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